1422 Obama - Not first black pres

The immense pressure of being the first black president Pressure is off Steve. Just pull out a two dollar bill. (and he was worried about his face on coins and bills)

T-1427 ObAmA 12DaysOfChristmas

12 DAYS of CHRISTMAS

• On the first day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• a secretary named Hilary


• On the second day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 2 phony changes


• On the third day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 3 mortgages


• On the fourth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 4 Clinton hacks


• On the fifth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 5 god damned Americans


• On the sixth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 6 free tanks of gas


• On the seventh day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• Rogaine for Biden


• On the eighth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• acorn stuffing ballots


• On the ninth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 9 planets healing


• On the tenth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 10 solar panels


• On the eleventh day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• 11 windmills stopping


• On the twelfth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me


• ya know 12 liberals trashing me


• 11 windmills stopping


• 10 solar panels


• 9 planets healing


• acorn stuffing ballots


• Rogaine for Biden


• 6 free tanks of gas


• 5 god damned Americans


• 4 Clinton hacks


• 3 mortgages


• 2 phony changes


• AND a secretary named Hilary

from Mike Church

T-1428 ObAmA B.C.S.

Git 'er dun, Steve
you are the president, you have the presidential seal

• When asked what change he'd make in sports during last week's Monday Night Football broadcast, Obama said "I think it's about time we had playoffs in college football. I'm fed up with these computer rankings and this that and the other. Get eight teams -- the top eight teams right at the end. You got a playoff. Decide on a national champion."
• TOUCHE !

T-1429 ObAmA Girl Governors

Girl Governors

• Sarah Palin, Alaska
• First soccer mom GOP candidate. Since Steve is hiring his political opponents, what job does he have in mind for Sarah?


• Janet Napolitano, Arizona
  
  • Has no life. That is why she is perfect for HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY
  
  
• Ruth Ann Minner, Delaware
  
  • “Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.”
  
  
• Linda Lingle, Hawaii
  
  • Announced Innovation Initiative for Hawai‘i, designed to create a firm economic foundation in the new global economy. The Innovation package places a strong emphasis on improving Science, Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM) skills in Hawai‘i students, beginning in middle schools and continuing through college.
  
  
• Kathleen Sebelius, Kansas
  
  • After the Greensburg tornado destroyed 95 percent of the town, she said much of the National Guard equipment usually positioned around the state to respond to emergencies is gone to Iraq. She said not having immediate access to things like tents, trucks and semitrailers will really handicap the rebuilding effort.
  
  
• Jennifer Granholm,Michigan
  
  • Defendant in lawsuit asking a federal court to uphold the Supreme Court's view that it is constitutionally permissible for universities to consider race and gender in university admissions.
  
  
• Beverly Purdue, North Carolina
  
  • Like Steve, she is depending on the world to continue to exist in order to take the next step and get rid of the ‘elect’ postscript to their respective new offices.
  
  
• Christine Gregoire, Washington
  
  • Her office is getting 200 calls per hour from folks mad about her allowing an atheistic billboard along with a holiday tree and a Christian nativity scene.
  
  

T-1435 ObAmA Hilary Ineligible

• Steve (aka Harold or B.O.) may need the 'Saxby fix'
• The source of the issue is something called the Emoluments Clause, which is a clause in the Constitution that essentially states that, while a person is serving a term of office to which they were elected, he or she may not be appointed to any civil office which was newly created, or for which the compensation was increased in that same term. So because there was a pay raise given to the position of Secretary of State during Senator Clinton's current term, she is ineligible for appointment to this office. The wording: "No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office."
• That's not all, either. This is not, apparently, the first time the issue has come up. Multiple examples are available at the sources above, but one in particular would be pertinent in the case of Hillary. When President Nixon wanted Sen. William Saxbe for his Attorney General, he had Congress reduce the wage, which had been increased and triggered the clause, in order to get around the restriction. The maneuver has been dubbed the "Saxbe fix".

T-1443 ObAmA Wisconsin

• Wisconsin




• 1854 – Grand Old Party Began (then the floodgates of goodstuff bagan)


• 1856 – First kindergarten


• 1868 – First typewriter


• 1878 – First ice cream sundae


• 1882 – First commercial hydro electric plant on Fox River


• 1884 – First Ringling Brothers circus


• 1891 – First round silo


• 1908 – First 4 wheel drive vehicle factory in Clintonville (ever been there Slick?)


• 1910 – First successful outboard engine


• 1912 – First speedometer


• 1915 – Oldest radio station, WHA


• 1918 – Developed highway number system NS odd, EW even


• 1927 – First snowmobile patent, Eliason


• 1935 – First automatic clothes dryer


• 1949 – First telephone answering machine


• 1967 – First Super Bowl champion


• Fyi – the Badger state is not named for the animal. It was named for miners who had to “live like badgers" in tunnels burrowed into hillsides. University of Wisconsin’s mascot is named Buckingham U. Badger.

T-1449 ObAmA Helen Thomas

• If you expect someone to pose some tough questions to Steve, you should go to Helen Waite.


• Second best choice might be Helen Thomas
  

If Helen Thomas holds the only chair in the White House press briefing room named for an individual rather than an organization - a front-and-center seat at that - it may have something to do with the barriers that the 88-year-old columnist has broken in her long career.

From this seat, the Hearst Newspapers columnist has asked some of the toughest questions of the sitting president - "You'll be sorry,'' she once warned President Bush when he called on her in her front-row perch - and she suggests that President-elect Barack Obama won't get much of a honeymoon.

Thomas, who allows that the historic election stirred a certain chord for her - citing Bobby Kennedy's prediction that Americans might elect a black president in another 30 years - also questions why the self-styled change-agent who has won the White House has turned to so many characters from the Clinton administration for his own team.

"I'm already after Barack for... going after the old Clinton faces,'' she says. "Why -- doesn't he know anybody?''... I don't understand falling back on all the old faces.. it seems to me that if you want to have a fresh start, you really ought to have a fresh start.'' And these are tough times, she notes: "The economy is in the toilet.''

Side note. Annete Benning is going to play Helen Thomas in a movie called ‘Dirty Tricks’.

T-1450 ObAmA Mitch McConnell

• So if Joe Lieberman gets shunned and decides to caucus with the republicans and since Steve and Joe B. have decided not to be senators any more, does that mean Mitch McConnell of Kentucky is the new senate majority leader? The Majority leader customarily serves as the chief representative and "face" of his or her party in Senate, and sometimes even in all of Congress if the House of Representatives and thus the office of Speaker of the House is controlled by the opposition party. (better “face” then Harry Reid)
  
• Do the feds other than DOD, EPA, HUD, LABOR, SSA, TSA, AND VA feel scorned by Obama or did they get their own 'feely good' letter?

T-1453 ObAmA Rule

• Other presidents have stepped up to “lead,” “serve,” and “govern.”
• Not Barack Obama. He is ready to “begin to rule on Day One", sayeth Obama minion Valerie Jarrett (cochairwoman of the Obama transition team).
• Who is Valerie Jarrett, anyway? She’s the ruling-class niece of Clinton crony Vernon Jordan.

T-1455 ObAmA Brush Hog

• Puzzlement! I've been seeing a lot of high ranking democrat women wearing red. Guilt complex???
  
• A Texan caller was wondering out loud if the new administration was going to be like a brush hog. In that they won't mess with you when you're looking at them, but when you turn your back, they attack. Oh, by the way, ever put lipstick on a brush hog?

T-1460 ObAmA Rosetta

• In order for conservatives to support the new president, we must learn the lingo
  
  

To that end, I've requested a new DVD from Rosetta stone

• Although the lingo is highly complex and intricate, today's lesson is quite simple. The one and only definition of ¢hange is
money. (¢HANGE=MONEY)


• 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel = ¢hange for a dollar
• redistrbute the ¢hange
• lots of ¢hange is ¢hange$
• Obama needs ¢hange

There is a way to send Steve what he needs

T-1461dy ObAmA Post Campaign & moose

• After a day of crying in my soup and drinking my favorite beverage, this blogger will now get out of the campaign mode and into the Obama critique mode.

• The term critique derives from the Greek term kritik, meaning "discerning judgment", usually of the value of something. Especially in philosophical contexts it is influenced by Kant's use of the term to mean a reflective examination of the validity and limits of a human capacity or of a set of philosophical claims and has been extended in modern philosophy to mean a systematic inquiry into the conditions and consequences of a concept, theory, discipline, or approach and an attempt to understand its limitations and validity.

• I’ll be oscillating between Elisabeth Hasselbeck and George S. Patton. I won’t follow in the footsteps of a myriad of Obama supporters who hated ‘W’ ever since day one and before.

John McCain supporter Elisabeth Hasselbeck said Wednesday on TV's "The View" that she'll follow Obama's lead. "I will jump in that line and support our president because that is what as an American I believe we should do," said Hasselbeck, who received a fist bump from co-host Whoopi Goldberg.

In the movie, after hitting a soldier, Patton came before his troops and said something to the effect (I came here to show you if I’m as big an asshole as every body has told you). Well the real Patton never said that, but it was neat in the movie. So I’m going to monitor Obama to see if he is a bad as conservative radio has made him out to be.

In the spirit of true bi-partisanship, I noticed Michelle Obama wore the same dress that she had on when she helped Sarah field dress a bull moose.

T-1462dy ObAmA Call him Mr. Chairman

• LIFE SUCKS


• Obama won


• Colorado is BLUE


• LIFE IS GOOD


• Mesa County is RED

(don't have to move to Texas or Tierra del Fuego)


• Old Chicago will serve this Elephant who is blu some blue elephant


• PLAIN OLE LIFE




• Plane for sale (needs paint)

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eLECToff ObAmA VOTE McCAIN

• VOTE
• LIFE
• NATIONAL SECURITY
• GUNS
• BIBLES

T-1dy ObAmA 2nd amendment

• Subject: Obama's 2nd ammendment voting record
  
  
  
  • ISRA Press Release: 'Nobody Knows Obama's Record on Guns Better Than I Do,' Says ISRA Executive Director Richard Pearson
  
  
  
  • SPRINGFIELD, Ill., Sept. 24 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The following was released today by the Illinois State Rifle Association (ISRA):
  
  
  
  • "One of the most blatant lies ever to come from a politician's mouth," is how the ISRA is characterizing a recent statement by U.S. Senator Barack Obama. Speaking in the latest issue of "Field & Stream," Obama claims that Illinois sportsmen know him as an advocate for their rights. On the contrary, Obama's voting record while a state senator clearly indicates that he has nothing but contempt for the law-abiding firearm owner.
  
  
  
  • "Any sportsman who counts Barack Obama as one of his friends is seriously confused," said ISRA Executive Director Richard Pearson. "Throughout his tenure in the Illinois Senate, Obama served as one of the most loyal foot soldiers in Mayor Daley's campaign to abolish civilian firearm ownership. While a state senator, Obama voted for legislation that would ban and forcibly confiscate nearly every shotgun, target rifle and hunting rifle in the state. Obama also voted for bills that would ration the number of firearms a law-abiding citizen could own, yet give a pass to the violent thugs who roam our streets. And, inexplicably, Obama voted four times against legislation that would allow citizens to use firearms to defend their homes and families."
  
  
  
  • "Let us also not forget that Obama served as a director of the Joyce Foundation," continued Pearson. "While on the Joyce Foundation board, Obama funneled tens of millions of dollars to radical gun control organizations such as the Illinois Council Against Handgun Violence and the Violence Policy Center."
  
  
  
  • "If Senator Obama considers his legislative record and his philanthropic endeavors to be acts of advocacy on behalf of sportsmen's rights, then I submit that the Senator is seriously confused as well," asserted Pearson.
  
  
  
  • "Nobody knows Obama's record on guns better than I do, and it's rotten to the core," said Pearson. "I've been involved in Illinois politics nearly as long as Obama has been alive. In that time, I have never encountered a legislator who was more hostile towards or more disinterested in sportsmen's rights than Barack Obama."
  
  
  
  • The ISRA is the state's leading advocate of safe, lawful and responsible firearms ownership. Founded in 1903, the ISRA represents the interests of over 1.5 million law-abiding Illinois firearm owners.
  
  

T-4dy ObAmA halloween

HALLOWEEN STORY

Courtesy of the 'talent on loan from God' guy 

PRINCESS:   {ring door bell}



OBAMA:      {open door}



PRINCESS:   “trick or treat”



PIRATE:     “trick or treat”



OBAMA:      “hey! How you kids doing?



             I guess you want some candy.”



PRINCESS:   “yeah!!!!!!”



PIRATE:     “yeah!!!!!!”



OBAMA:      “but ahhhhh first: I think



             you’ll agree, we need some



             fundamental fairness in



             candy distribution.



PRINCESS:   “What????”



OBAMA:      “we need to spread the candy



             around so it’s fair for everyone.



PIRATE:     “uhhh ok”



OBAMA:      “so its works like this.  First,



             I’ll take all of your candy and



             put it into my bag.  And now you’re



             a pirate just like the people on



             wall street who represent nothing but



             corporate greed and you’re a princess



             and princesses are rich right?”



PRINCESS:   “RIGHT!”



OBAMA:      “and rich folks got that way by



             oppressing others”



PRINCESS:   “huh????”



OBAMA:      “so out of this whole bag of candy,



             I think both of you deserve 2



             pieces each.”



PIRATE:     “but that’s not fair!”



PRINCESS:   “we’ve been walking around for hours.”



OBAMA:      “now I never said there wouldn’t be



             sacrifices and don’t you want



             to share your candy with the



             hobos and the clowns.



PRINCESS:   “NO!”



PIRATE:     “NO!”



PRINCESS:   “why do you get to keep all our candy?”



OBAMA:      “because I represent the government



             and I like milk duds.



             Happy Hallowoeen



             {closes door}



PRINCESS:   “But, I’m not really a princess!@#$%”



PIRATE:     “let’s egg his house”

T-5dy ObAmA hypnotist

• Well did Obama's speech last night hypnotize enough voters to offset the ones he lost by preemting the world series pre game?




• Barack Obama’s speeches contain the hypnosis techniques of Dr. Milton Erickson, M.D. who developed a form of “conversational” hypnosis that could be hidden in seemingly normal speech and used on patients without their knowledge for therapy purposes. Obama’s speeches intentionally contain:






• Trance Inductions


• Hypnotic Anchoring


• Pacing and Leading


• Pacing, Distraction and Utilization


• Critical Factor Bypass


• Stacking Language Patterns


• Preprogrammed Response Adaptation


• Linking Statements/ Causality Bridges


• Secondary Hidden Meanings/Imbedded Suggestions


• Emotion Transfer


• Non-Dominant Hemisphere Programming




• Obama’s techniques are the height of deception and psychological manipulation, remaining hidden because
  one must understand the science behind the language patterns in order to spot them.
• This document (www.pennypresslv.com/Obama's_Use_of_Hidden_Hypnosis_techniques_in_His_Speeches.pdf) examines Obama’s speeches word by word, hand gesture by hand gesture, tone, pauses, body language, and
  proves his use of covert hypnosis intended only for licensed therapists on consenting patients. Obama’s
  mesmerized, cult-like, grade-school-crush-like worship by millions is not because “Obama is the greatest
  leader of a generation” who simply hasn’t accomplished anything, who magically “inspires” by giving
  speeches. Obama is committing perhaps the biggest fraud and deception in American history.



• Obama is not just using subliminal messages, but textbook covert hypnosis and neuro-linguistic
  programming techniques on audiences that are intentionally designed to sideline rational judgment and
  implant subconscious commands to think he is wonderful and elect him President. Obama is eloquent.
  However, Obama’s subconscious techniques are shown to elicit powerful emotion from his audience and
  then transfer those emotions onto him, to sideline rational judgment, and implant hypnotic commands that
  we are unaware of and can’t even consciously question. The polls are misleading because some of Obama’s
  commands are designed to be triggered only in the voting booth on November 4th. Obama is immune to
  logical arguments like Wright, Ayers, shifting every position, character, and inexperience, because hypnosis
  affects us on an unconscious and emotional level. To many people who see this unaccomplished man’s
  unnatural and irrational rise to the highest office in the world as suspicious and frightening and to those who
  welcome it, this document uncovers, explains, and proves the deceptive tactics behind true “Obama
  Phenomenon” including why younger people are more easily affected.
  

T-6dy ObAmA Blue Elephant

The Grand Junction, Colorado, OC
does not have a
RED JACKASS
but
it does have a
BLUE ELEPHANT

T-7dy ObAmA interview in 2001 WBEZ Chicago

• Aside from the mindless voters who vote for BO because of his pro-life, pro-war, and Palin VP selection, there are a few that are truly anti-American and buy into the Obama words from his interview in 2001 on WBEZ 91.5 FM Chicago radio


• "If you look at the victories and failures of the civil rights movement and its litigation strategy in the court, I think where it succeeded was to vest formal rights in previously dispossessed peoples. So that I would now have the right to vote and I would now be able to sit at the lunch counter and order and as long as I could pay for it I would be ok. But the Supreme Court never ventured into the issues of redistribution of wealth and serve more basic issues of political and economic justice in this society. And to that extent as radical as people tried to characterize the Warren Court, it wasn’t that radical. It didn’t break free from the essential constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the constitution. At least this has been interpreted and Warren Court interpreted in the same way (that generally the constitution is a charter of negative liberties). Says what the states can’t do to you, says what the federal government can’t do to you; but it doesn’t say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf. And that hasn’t shifted and one of the (I think) tragedies of the civil rights movement was because the civil rights movement became so court focused. I think there was a tendency to loose track of the political and community organizing and activities on ground that are able to put together the actual coalitions of power through which you bring about redistributive change. And in some ways we still suffer from that."

T-8dy ObAmA Barbara West Biden interview

• Joe Biden was interviewed last week by Barbara West of WFTV-TV (Channel 9) in Orlando, Fla.
  Among the questions:
  
  • "Aren't you embarrassed by the blatant attempts to register phony voters by ACORN, an organization that Barack Obama has been tied to in the past?"
  
  
  • "How is Sen. Obama not being Marxist if he intents to spread the wealth around?"
  
  
  • "Are you forewarning Americans that .. American's days as a world's leading power are over?"
  
  
  Biden didn't lose it on camera, but he did ask if one of the anchor's questions was a joke. Later he said, "I don't know who's writing your questions."
  
  After the interview, reported the Orlando Sentinel, the Obama campaign canceled an interview the station had scheduled with Joe Biden's wife Jill. And it informed the station that no one from the campaign would be granting the station any further interviews.
  
  West told the Sentinel she was just doing her job, asking "tough questions."

• The above is quite the tidy package of Obama campaign lowlights
  
  
  • lying. Obama got Acorn $800,000. (I just threw that one in - knowing full well that lying is a prerequisite for all politicians)
  
  
  • Obama = marxism
  
  
  • time to toss the constitution. (if what is said/asked by media, you just muzzle/ban them.