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12 DAYS of CHRISTMAS
- On the first day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the second day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the third day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the fourth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the fifth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the sixth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the seventh day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the eighth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the ninth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the tenth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the eleventh day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- On the twelfth day of Christmas – Obama gave to me
- ya know 12 liberals trashing me
- AND a secretary named Hilary
from Mike Church
Git 'er dun, Steveyou are the president, you have the presidential seal- When asked what change he'd make in sports during last week's Monday Night Football broadcast, Obama said "I think it's about time we had playoffs in college football. I'm fed up with these computer rankings and this that and the other. Get eight teams -- the top eight teams right at the end. You got a playoff. Decide on a national champion."
- TOUCHE !
Girl Governors
- Sarah Palin, Alaska
- First soccer mom GOP candidate. Since Steve is hiring his political opponents, what job does he have in mind for Sarah?
- Janet Napolitano, Arizona
- Has no life. That is why she is perfect for HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY
- Ruth Ann Minner, Delaware
- “Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.”
- Linda Lingle, Hawaii
- Announced Innovation Initiative for Hawai‘i, designed to create a firm economic foundation in the new global economy. The Innovation package places a strong emphasis on improving Science, Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM) skills in Hawai‘i students, beginning in middle schools and continuing through college.
- Kathleen Sebelius, Kansas
- After the Greensburg tornado destroyed 95 percent of the town, she said much of the National Guard equipment usually positioned around the state to respond to emergencies is gone to Iraq. She said not having immediate access to things like tents, trucks and semitrailers will really handicap the rebuilding effort.
- Jennifer Granholm,Michigan
- Defendant in lawsuit asking a federal court to uphold the Supreme Court's view that it is constitutionally permissible for universities to consider race and gender in university admissions.
- Beverly Purdue, North Carolina
- Like Steve, she is depending on the world to continue to exist in order to take the next step and get rid of the ‘elect’ postscript to their respective new offices.
- Christine Gregoire, Washington
- Her office is getting 200 calls per hour from folks mad about her allowing an atheistic billboard along with a holiday tree and a Christian nativity scene.
