HALLOWEEN STORY
Courtesy of the 'talent on loan from God' guy
PRINCESS: {ring door bell}
OBAMA: {open door}
PRINCESS: “trick or treat”
PIRATE: “trick or treat”
OBAMA: “hey! How you kids doing?
I guess you want some candy.”
PRINCESS: “yeah!!!!!!”
PIRATE: “yeah!!!!!!”
OBAMA: “but ahhhhh first: I think
you’ll agree, we need some
fundamental fairness in
candy distribution.
PRINCESS: “What????”
OBAMA: “we need to spread the candy
around so it’s fair for everyone.
PIRATE: “uhhh ok”
OBAMA: “so its works like this. First,
I’ll take all of your candy and
put it into my bag. And now you’re
a pirate just like the people on
wall street who represent nothing but
corporate greed and you’re a princess
and princesses are rich right?”
PRINCESS: “RIGHT!”
OBAMA: “and rich folks got that way by
oppressing others”
PRINCESS: “huh????”
OBAMA: “so out of this whole bag of candy,
I think both of you deserve 2
pieces each.”
PIRATE: “but that’s not fair!”
PRINCESS: “we’ve been walking around for hours.”
OBAMA: “now I never said there wouldn’t be
sacrifices and don’t you want
to share your candy with the
hobos and the clowns.
PRINCESS: “NO!”
PIRATE: “NO!”
PRINCESS: “why do you get to keep all our candy?”
OBAMA: “because I represent the government
and I like milk duds.
Happy Hallowoeen
{closes door}
PRINCESS: “But, I’m not really a princess!@#$%”
PIRATE: “let’s egg his house”