HALLOWEEN STORY
Courtesy of the 'talent on loan from God' guy
PRINCESS: {ring door bell}
OBAMA: {open door}
PRINCESS: “trick or treat”
PIRATE: “trick or treat”
OBAMA: “hey! How you kids doing?
I guess you want some candy.”
PRINCESS: “yeah!!!!!!”
PIRATE: “yeah!!!!!!”
OBAMA: “but ahhhhh first: I think
you’ll agree, we need some
fundamental fairness in
candy distribution.
PRINCESS: “What????”
OBAMA: “we need to spread the candy
around so it’s fair for everyone.
PIRATE: “uhhh ok”
OBAMA: “so its works like this. First,
I’ll take all of your candy and
put it into my bag. And now you’re
a pirate just like the people on
wall street who represent nothing but
corporate greed and you’re a princess
and princesses are rich right?”
PRINCESS: “RIGHT!”
OBAMA: “and rich folks got that way by
oppressing others”
PRINCESS: “huh????”
OBAMA: “so out of this whole bag of candy,
I think both of you deserve 2
pieces each.”
PIRATE: “but that’s not fair!”
PRINCESS: “we’ve been walking around for hours.”
OBAMA: “now I never said there wouldn’t be
sacrifices and don’t you want
to share your candy with the
hobos and the clowns.
PRINCESS: “NO!”
PIRATE: “NO!”
PRINCESS: “why do you get to keep all our candy?”
OBAMA: “because I represent the government
and I like milk duds.
Happy Hallowoeen
{closes door}
PRINCESS: “But, I’m not really a princess!@#$%”
PIRATE: “let’s egg his house”
That was funny. So if you dress up as a hobo you can just stay home and wait for the gov't to bring you your candy? Personally I'm going to dress up as Obama so I can scare the crap out of all you Republicans.
ReplyDeleteHey Mike check out http://www.slate.com/id/2202950/ to see how TR was a socialist.
I have always maintained,that our worst revolutionaries today are those reactionaries who do not see and will not admit there is any need for change. Spoken by TR and is still true today. No more McSame, McPalin AKA Republicans.
ReplyDeleteYou go Obama! See you in the White House on Wednesday morning!