1034 Security - New US profiling policy

The Taliban

Some interesting observations on the Taliban
by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.




"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

You refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You own a $3,000 machine gun
and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare hand,
but consider bacon "unclean."

You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone
you haven't declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four.

You've always had
a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Your cousin is
president of the United States