COPENHAGEN CLIMATE CRIME CONFERENCE
Mike Church
And it wasn’t until Al Gore and Tim Wirth and the other human-haters came along and they went [mimicking Al Gore], “There’s a lot of money to be made in demonizing carbon. I mean, everything’s got carbon in it. If we can figure out how to make carbon a pollutant, just imagine the money we can make regulating it.” And I want to just touch on the ClimateGate emails for just a second here because this is important. Daniel Henninger wrote about this on the pages of The Wall Street Journal yesterday that the science community, if you want to call it that, has always been very cognizant and defensive against a recurrence of what happened to Galileo. Does everybody know what happened to Galileo? We had this thing called – it was part of this thing called the Inquisition. Galileo was called a heretic. They were going to burn the guy at the stake. “You can’t say those things. Wait a minute, no no no, everything revolves around Earth. No no no no, we’re the center of the universe.” Galileo almost died, he was almost killed because of his scientific discoveries because religious folks, the Church, the Catholic Church, didn’t believe it. It undermined their authority and their power.
And yet just one of us, just one, only the humans pose a threat. Does that make any sense to anyone? You mean to tell me whales eating too many plankton don’t pose a threat? Hmm? Who speaks for the plankton? You mean to tell me that bears crapping on clover don’t pose a threat to the clover? How’d you like to be covered in bear poo half the days of the year, hmm? I mean, I could go on and on. I think you get the point. Just think of the scientific validity of this, that only one of nature’s creations – now, let’s pretend that we’re all Darwinists. Right? Only one of nature’s creations poses a threat to the planet. Only one. That’s us. No other species. No other creation, just the humans. And as I have argued with egg-headed environmentalists for 18 years on the radio airwaves now, how do you know? “Oh, but you, Mr. Church, you and the humans, you created all these things. You made plastics. You made insecticides and all manner of destructive things. You polluted the environment. You, blah blah blah blah blah.” All that has been done is that molecules have been rearranged by a creation of the organic sphere known as Gaia back in the old days, and now Earth. That’s all that’s happened. Yet our rearranging of the organic sphere is viewed as unnatural, is viewed as somehow foreign.
Well, if we are a product of the same organic processes that created all the other things that we’re supposed to protect, how come the things that we make aren’t as natural a part of the now Earth ecosystem or environment as the other creations? “Well, because it’s plastic. It’s molded.” So? You ever heard George Carlin’s bit about this? About how maybe the plastic wanted to be liberated from the ground? Maybe the oil was just waiting for us to come along and take it out of the ground and turn it into plastic. Maybe the Earth has been smothered for 3 billion years. Maybe the Earth was swimming in oil, and it couldn’t breathe, and was just so thankful that man came along and started pumping the oil out. Finally, I can breathe. And Carlin’s point, the brilliant George Carlin, quite possibly the most underappreciated American Libertarian in the last half century, the brilliant George Carlin just demolishes environmentalism with comedy. And you can find those videos on YouTube.
And now the climate gooks, geeks, nuts, are out there insisting, “Oh, so what, we cooked the – ah, you can’t believe those emails. We need to investigate those guys.” You have a member of the United States Senate, Senator Babs Boxer, quite possibly the third largest disgrace in the history of the Senate, the first being Jabba the Senator from Michigan, Debbie Stabecow, the second being Jabba the Junior Senator from Missouri, Claire Mama Caskill, and then Babs Boxer Bouncer. [Mimicking Senator Boxer] “We need to have an investigation.” I’m sorry, the Hadley Research Unit is in England. What are you, queen of England now? An American, a United States Senator, representative from the state of California, thinks somehow we have – I guess we do rule the world now, literally, ladies and gentlemen, in the eyes of the Senate. We have the authority – oh, no, scratch that. We have the responsibility to go take over Scotland Yard, to put Barbara Boxer and her tree-hugging goons in charge and find out who these thieves were that busted the story. Who these thieves were that leaked out the real story of climate change.
Let me say something to you bark-humping wackos out there. Your days are numbered, buddy. By the time this is over, and by the time the numbers are added up of the destruction that you and your frog-licking ecomania have wielded and have visited upon the heads of innocent people out here who are just as much a part of this environment and have just as much a claim to living in it as the stupid frogs and fish that you want to protect. Your days are numbered, pal. There is an ass-whipping coming your way. If I were you I’d take the green crap off my car because I know what you’ve cost us. I know the liberty and the economic malaise you have singlehandedly caused, the misappropriation of resources that you have engendered with your hysterical religious beliefs. “Mike, no, no, it’s about science.” No, it’s not. You’re the antithesis to science.
A scientist would approach everything they do with great skepticism and would not make a “consensus” until they could unequivocally replicate their results in a laboratory. Can you replicate the climate models in a laboratory? Are they infallible? Do they return the same result every time? “Well, no, but they go in the right....” No, they don’t. They don’t even go in the right direction. Al Gore said we’d be cooking by 2010; remember? In 2002 we had [mimicking Al Gore] “exactly eight years left to save the planet, folks. We don’t do it in eight years, we’re gone. I’m outta here. I’m going to Mars or somewhere because we’re dead, all of us.” Really. And here it is 2010. Oh, I’m still alive, imagine that. They’re still sending Discovery Channel cameras out to the Galapagos to find new species.
And it wasn’t until Al Gore and Tim Wirth and the other human-haters came along and they went [mimicking Al Gore], “There’s a lot of money to be made in demonizing carbon. I mean, everything’s got carbon in it. If we can figure out how to make carbon a pollutant, just imagine the money we can make regulating it.” And I want to just touch on the ClimateGate emails for just a second here because this is important. Daniel Henninger wrote about this on the pages of The Wall Street Journal yesterday that the science community, if you want to call it that, has always been very cognizant and defensive against a recurrence of what happened to Galileo. Does everybody know what happened to Galileo? We had this thing called – it was part of this thing called the Inquisition. Galileo was called a heretic. They were going to burn the guy at the stake. “You can’t say those things. Wait a minute, no no no, everything revolves around Earth. No no no no, we’re the center of the universe.” Galileo almost died, he was almost killed because of his scientific discoveries because religious folks, the Church, the Catholic Church, didn’t believe it. It undermined their authority and their power.
And yet just one of us, just one, only the humans pose a threat. Does that make any sense to anyone? You mean to tell me whales eating too many plankton don’t pose a threat? Hmm? Who speaks for the plankton? You mean to tell me that bears crapping on clover don’t pose a threat to the clover? How’d you like to be covered in bear poo half the days of the year, hmm? I mean, I could go on and on. I think you get the point. Just think of the scientific validity of this, that only one of nature’s creations – now, let’s pretend that we’re all Darwinists. Right? Only one of nature’s creations poses a threat to the planet. Only one. That’s us. No other species. No other creation, just the humans. And as I have argued with egg-headed environmentalists for 18 years on the radio airwaves now, how do you know? “Oh, but you, Mr. Church, you and the humans, you created all these things. You made plastics. You made insecticides and all manner of destructive things. You polluted the environment. You, blah blah blah blah blah.” All that has been done is that molecules have been rearranged by a creation of the organic sphere known as Gaia back in the old days, and now Earth. That’s all that’s happened. Yet our rearranging of the organic sphere is viewed as unnatural, is viewed as somehow foreign.
Well, if we are a product of the same organic processes that created all the other things that we’re supposed to protect, how come the things that we make aren’t as natural a part of the now Earth ecosystem or environment as the other creations? “Well, because it’s plastic. It’s molded.” So? You ever heard George Carlin’s bit about this? About how maybe the plastic wanted to be liberated from the ground? Maybe the oil was just waiting for us to come along and take it out of the ground and turn it into plastic. Maybe the Earth has been smothered for 3 billion years. Maybe the Earth was swimming in oil, and it couldn’t breathe, and was just so thankful that man came along and started pumping the oil out. Finally, I can breathe. And Carlin’s point, the brilliant George Carlin, quite possibly the most underappreciated American Libertarian in the last half century, the brilliant George Carlin just demolishes environmentalism with comedy. And you can find those videos on YouTube.
And now the climate gooks, geeks, nuts, are out there insisting, “Oh, so what, we cooked the – ah, you can’t believe those emails. We need to investigate those guys.” You have a member of the United States Senate, Senator Babs Boxer, quite possibly the third largest disgrace in the history of the Senate, the first being Jabba the Senator from Michigan, Debbie Stabecow, the second being Jabba the Junior Senator from Missouri, Claire Mama Caskill, and then Babs Boxer Bouncer. [Mimicking Senator Boxer] “We need to have an investigation.” I’m sorry, the Hadley Research Unit is in England. What are you, queen of England now? An American, a United States Senator, representative from the state of California, thinks somehow we have – I guess we do rule the world now, literally, ladies and gentlemen, in the eyes of the Senate. We have the authority – oh, no, scratch that. We have the responsibility to go take over Scotland Yard, to put Barbara Boxer and her tree-hugging goons in charge and find out who these thieves were that busted the story. Who these thieves were that leaked out the real story of climate change.
Let me say something to you bark-humping wackos out there. Your days are numbered, buddy. By the time this is over, and by the time the numbers are added up of the destruction that you and your frog-licking ecomania have wielded and have visited upon the heads of innocent people out here who are just as much a part of this environment and have just as much a claim to living in it as the stupid frogs and fish that you want to protect. Your days are numbered, pal. There is an ass-whipping coming your way. If I were you I’d take the green crap off my car because I know what you’ve cost us. I know the liberty and the economic malaise you have singlehandedly caused, the misappropriation of resources that you have engendered with your hysterical religious beliefs. “Mike, no, no, it’s about science.” No, it’s not. You’re the antithesis to science.
A scientist would approach everything they do with great skepticism and would not make a “consensus” until they could unequivocally replicate their results in a laboratory. Can you replicate the climate models in a laboratory? Are they infallible? Do they return the same result every time? “Well, no, but they go in the right....” No, they don’t. They don’t even go in the right direction. Al Gore said we’d be cooking by 2010; remember? In 2002 we had [mimicking Al Gore] “exactly eight years left to save the planet, folks. We don’t do it in eight years, we’re gone. I’m outta here. I’m going to Mars or somewhere because we’re dead, all of us.” Really. And here it is 2010. Oh, I’m still alive, imagine that. They’re still sending Discovery Channel cameras out to the Galapagos to find new species.
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