T-1429 ObAmA Girl Governors

Girl Governors

• Sarah Palin, Alaska
• First soccer mom GOP candidate. Since Steve is hiring his political opponents, what job does he have in mind for Sarah?


• Janet Napolitano, Arizona
  
  • Has no life. That is why she is perfect for HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY
  
  
• Ruth Ann Minner, Delaware
  
  • “Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.”
  
  
• Linda Lingle, Hawaii
  
  • Announced Innovation Initiative for Hawai‘i, designed to create a firm economic foundation in the new global economy. The Innovation package places a strong emphasis on improving Science, Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM) skills in Hawai‘i students, beginning in middle schools and continuing through college.
  
  
• Kathleen Sebelius, Kansas
  
  • After the Greensburg tornado destroyed 95 percent of the town, she said much of the National Guard equipment usually positioned around the state to respond to emergencies is gone to Iraq. She said not having immediate access to things like tents, trucks and semitrailers will really handicap the rebuilding effort.
  
  
• Jennifer Granholm,Michigan
  
  • Defendant in lawsuit asking a federal court to uphold the Supreme Court's view that it is constitutionally permissible for universities to consider race and gender in university admissions.
  
  
• Beverly Purdue, North Carolina
  
  • Like Steve, she is depending on the world to continue to exist in order to take the next step and get rid of the ‘elect’ postscript to their respective new offices.
  
  
• Christine Gregoire, Washington
  
  • Her office is getting 200 calls per hour from folks mad about her allowing an atheistic billboard along with a holiday tree and a Christian nativity scene.